|Season 2, Episode 10b|
|Written by||John Derevelany|
|Directed by||Riccardo Durante|
"Upside Down John"
|“||Oh, my sweet lastic orb. Your bands may be rubber, but your heart is all gold.||”|
— Principal Kidswatter describing his rubber band ball.
Principal Kidswatter's rubber band ball has gone missing and he asks Stephen, Maurecia, Todd, Dana, Myron and a cow who took it. A crying Stephen blames Myron, Myron blames Dana, Dana blames Maurecia, Maurecia blames Todd, Todd blames no one, and the cow blames Kidswatter.
[Todd, Maurecia, Dana and Myron sitting outside the principal's office, scared]
Stephen: [Walking out of the principal's office, crying] You're next, Myron!
Todd: Hey! Where's Myron?
Myron: [Bumps Todd, Maurecia and Dana]
Todd, Maurecia and Dana: Myron!
Principal Kidswatter: [Opens door] Next!
Myron: Hey! No fair!
Principal Kidswatter: [Takes Myron into the office] Which one of you watchamacallits did this?
Myron: Did what, Mr. Kidswatter?
Principal Kidswatter: [Points the desk] This!
Myron: [Points the wrong way] This?
Principal Kidswatter: [Points closer] No, this!
Myron: [Points the wrong way] This?
Principal Kidswatter: No, this!
Myron: Oh, this! But it looks empty!
Principal Kidswatter: Exactly! Do you know what's supposed to be on my empty desk?
Principal Kidswatter: [Shows a picture of his rubber band ball to Myron] This! My rubber band ball! [Talks to the picture] Oh, my sweet lastic orb. Your bands may be rubber, but your heart is all gold.
Myron: [Blinks twice]
Principal Kidswatter: I worked six months on this one. I was supposed to show it at the great principal's meeting tonight. [Day-dreams]
Principals: [Chanting Kidswatter's name then clapping hands]
Unnamed principal: Kidsie, you're the greatest principal ever!
Principal Kidswatter: I know. [Stops day-dreaming] But without that ball, I'll just have to talk about education a-a-and school stuff. I'm ruined as a principal, ruined, RUINED!!!! [Faints]
Myron: Oh! [Helps Kidswatter up] I can't let that happen to you, Mr. K! I confess: I was in your office!
Principal Kidswatter: Hmmmm... [Stares at Myron]
Myron: But it wasn't my fault, let me explain! [Explains]
Unnamed girls: [Looking at the Prez photo of Myron]
Unnamed purple-haired girl: [Gasps] It's Myron! Oh my goodness!
Myron: [Walking through the hallway]
Unnamed turtle-neck boy: Hey! It's Myron! [Gives him a towel]
Unnamed braces boy: [Feeds Myron a drink]
Unnamed plum-haired kindergartener: Can you sign my stuffie?
Myron: Why? Certainly. [Signs kindergartener's stuffie, continues walking and accidently steps on Kidswatter's hand] Oh! Hi Mr. K!
Principal Kidswatter: Help me! Help me! I need a great and important man to guard my rubber ball while I'm gone!
Myron: You can count on me, Mr. K.
Principal Kidswatter: What can I do without you, Myron?
Myron: Sometimes I wonder. [Walks away to the office]
Myron: [Guards the ball] You're safe now, sweet-a-lastic uh...round thing.
Dana: Hey Myron, bet you can't pull rubber bands off that ball.
Myron: Never! I have sworn a secret owes to protect it!
Dana: Come on! It won't miss a lil' o' rubber band or two.
Dana: Well, if you're too scared I'll just have to do it myself! [Takes the ball and pulls a rubber band]
Myron: NOOOO!!!! [Jumps to Dana]
Dana: [Pulls the rubber band off] Cool!
[Ball starts shaking]
Dana: You can't splat now! [Runs away]
Myron: [Throws the ball to the ceiling as it explodes, destroying the office, tries to survive and takes his helmet off] Huh? [Gets hit by a rubber band and uses the mic] I have, but one regret [Coughing] Cannot take more for you, bye, dear, sweet Wayside. [Dies]
Myron: So that's basically how it happened.
Principal Kidswatter: So, it's all the girl's fault, is it?
Myron: Well, technically I was dying heroically when the ball exploded, I didn't really see anything and yes, Dana did it.
Principal Kidswatter: [Puts Myron back to the waiting room]
Myron: [Points to Dana] Ohhh! You are so busted!
Principal Kidswatter: Next!
[Robot lifts Dana to the office]
Dana: Oh no, Mr. Kidswatter. That's not how it happened at all. See? I was walking down the hallway. [Explains]
Dana: [Fixes everything in the hallway] Ah...
Myron: Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please! Let me watch your rubber band ball! Oh please, Oh please!
Principal Kidswatter: Sure, go ahead, Mitchell. [Gives Myron the rubber band ball]
Myron: Yippee! And it's Myron!
Principal Kidswatter: Whatever!
Myron: Wow! [Runs to the office]
Myron: [Tries to eat the rubber band ball]
Dana: Myron! The rules say you weren't supposed to touch it!
Myron: Touch what?
Dana: [Takes the ball]
Dana: This! I've got to file this away for its own protection.
Myron: But I'm playing with it! No! [Jumps to Dana and starts crying like a baby on the mic]
Dana: Hmmm...Can I file this in ABC for in R for round or R for rubber band? Maybe R for rubber ball? I know! I'll file it for round rubber band rubber ball! Hmmm...Let's see A, B, C, D, E, F-
Maurecia: WHEELS EXTREME! [Skates to the office, jumps over the drawer then another drawer hits her, hits the shelf causing the trophy to fly to the ball, destryoing the office]
Principal Kidswatter: So, it's the skating girl's fault, is it?
Dana: Yes, I'm completely certain it's Maurecia's fault
[Robot switches Dana and Maurecia]
Maurecia: My fault?? Oh, N-n-n-no! See? This is what REALLY happened. [Explains]
Maurecia: [Skates around Wayside]
Myron: Help! That way! The extreme skate action with the amazing extreme help!
Maurecia: Extreme help is on the way! [Skates to the office]
Todd: [Pulls of petals from a flower] She loves me, she loves me not, she loves m- [Maurecia passes by and Todd pulls the last petal off] She loves me!
Maurecia: I must take Myron!
Myron: [Cries on the microphone]
Maurecia: [Skates to the office, jumps over the drawer then another drawer hits her and hits the shelf.]
Todd: [Sees Maurecia under the shelf] Maurecia! [Takes off the shelf]
Todd: I can't barely watch to suffer you so! I will avenge you! [Turns mad and destroys the office] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Principal Kidswatter: So, it's his fault? Is it?
Maurecia: Todd was so overcome with emotions seeing me hurt, he was nuts! That's what happens when boys fall in love!
[Robot puts Maurecia back to the waiting room]
Principal Kidswatter: Next!
[Todd's chair goes into the office]
Todd: What? I didn't trash this place! I was fixing it up. You see? I was at the bonus round of Pickle 'n The Punch-out.
Maurecia: [Passes by]
Todd: Way to go, Maurecia! You just blew my power-up!
Dana: P, Q, R!
[Office gets destroyed in the background]
Todd: Oh, brother.
Maurecia: La la la la la
Todd: Maurecia? What are you doing? [Lifts the shelf] C'mon, we've gotta straighten this place up before Mr. K gets back.
Maurecia: That's the best idea I've ever heard!
[Todd, Maurecia, Myron and Dana fixes the place up]
Myron, Maurecia, Todd and Dana: We did it! Yay!
Todd: [Hears the principal coming] He's coming! Out the window!
[Maurecia, Dana, Myron and Todd gets out of the window]
Todd: Your office was perfect when I left, so I have no idea how this happened.
Principal Kidswatter: What about this? [Shows Todd the picture of the rubber band ball]
Todd: A rubber band ball? You're kidding me, right?
Principal Kidswatter: [Growls]
[Todd goes back to the waiting room]
Principal Kidswatter: I have already interrogated all the watchamacallits. It just doesn't make sense.
Principal Kidswatter: Hey Cow! Get in here!
Principal Kidswatter: Yes, you! You heard me!
Cow: [Gets into the office] Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo. [Explains]
Myron: [Plays with the rubber band ball]
Dana: Myron! The rules say you're not supposed to touch it!
Myron: Touch what?
Dana: This! I've got to file this ball away for its own protection.
Myron: But I'm playing with it! NO!! [Jumps to Dana, misses and cries on the microphone]
Dana: Let's see, A, B, C, D, E, F.
Myron: Help! Someone!
Maurecia: Myron? [Skates to the office, jumps over the drawer then another drawer hits her, hits the shelf 'causing the trophy to fly to the ball, destryoing the office]
Cow: Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
Principal Kidswatter: Right, continue, go on.
Cow: Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo. [Explains]
[Todd, Maurecia, Myron and Dana fixes the office]
Todd: He's coming! Out the window!
[Maurecia, Dana, Myron and Todd jumps out of the window]
Principal Kidswatter: [Walks into the office] Hey there, little guy. Guess what I got for you. New clothes! [Tries to put the extra rubber band on the ball as the ball destroy the place again and bounces out of the window]
Principal Kidswatter: My rubber ball! Who did this?
Principal Kidswatter: I did this?
Principal Kidswatter: Oh! Uh-heh! Okay cow, that's all. Thanks for stopping by. [Laughs and and the cow walks away]
Todd: How can you guys blame me for everything?
Dana: I didn't blame you, I blamed Maurecia.
Maurecia: What? No fair! It's all Myron's fault!
Myron: Oh no! I gave my life to school! Well, sorta.
[Maurecia, Dana, Todd and Myron starts arguing]
Principal Kidswatter: After a ??? investigation, it appears you're all...guilty.
Maurecia, Dana, Todd and Myron: What?
Principal Kidswatter: Mm-hm. Since I'm a kind and generous principal, I'm willing to forgive you.
Todd: It's all Mr. K's fault.
[Maurecia, Dana, Myron and Todd starts laughing]
Principal Kidswatter: What? No, I didn't say that!
Dana: Don't worry Mr. K, you all make mistakes.
Principal Kidswatter: No, really! I-i-it was you guys.
[Maurecia, Dana, Myron and Todd walks away]
Principal Kidswatter: No, I didn't mean you guys, I meant you guys. I mean Ugh...The principals won't forgive me if I don't show them at least something.
Myron: [Gives Principal Kidswatter a small rubber band ball] Here, Mr. K. I made this for you while we were waiting outside your office to be punished for the thing we didn't do.
Principal Kidswatter: For me? Oh, thank you my friend.
Principal Kidswatter: Yeah really! Now, go! Shoo-shoo! Before you cause any more trouble around here. [Sighs] What ever are we gonna do with them? Now, let's go inside and wait for the principal's meeting. Hehehe! [Goes into the office]