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Peter Allen's illustration for the chapter.

"John" is the seventeenth chapter of Sideways Stories From Wayside School. John can't stand on his head, which he needs to do in order to read the blackboard. He sees everything as upside-down. When he attempts to stand on his head, he falls over, evidently flipping his brain over, thus allowing him to see things right-side up.

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Memorable Quotes

  • John was one of the smartest boys in Mrs. Jewls's class. But he had one problem. He could only read words written upside down. Nobody ever wrote anything upside down.
  • "Of course you can, John," said Mrs. Jewls. "If Joe can stand on your head, so can you."
  • ”˙ …ɥɥɥɥɐɐɐɐɐɐ 'oɥʍ 'ʎǝH ˙ɐH ɐH ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇᴉ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ’uop noʎ puɐ 'ʞooq ɐ ǝɯ ƃuᴉɹq 'uᴉʌlɐƆ 'ʎǝH ¡pɹɐoqʞɔɐlq ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ I ˙lnɟᴉʇnɐǝq s’ʇI ˙ǝɔuɐlɐq ɟo ɹǝʇuǝɔ ʎɯ punoɟ I ˙pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uo ƃuᴉpuɐʇs ɯ’I ˙dn ʎllɐǝɹ ɯ’I ˙dn ɯ’I“ ˙uɥoſ pᴉɐs ”'ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞoo˥ ˙ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞool 'ʎǝH“

Trivia

  • This is one of two chapters Mac appears in before he switches his name, the other being "Mrs. Gorf".

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